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A home of satire, parody, random anal dribblings and angry mind-spew.

This site is nasty, offensive and represents the shit-bin of my mind - you're welcome to ferret around in my mental faeces but please remember to flush your head and wash your teeth when finished.

If you're sensitive to humour, religion, copyright, profanity and generally challenging concepts such as stapling woodlice to the faces of hungry, homeless crack babies whilst squeezing the breasts on wax effigies of the Virgin Mary then you'll probably want to click here

Quote: "To be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society is no measure of health" - I think that means I'm prettry fucking sane then.

You have been warned.

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